MISS TEEN DREAM FUN FACTS PAGE!
Please fill in the following information and return to Jessie Jane, Miss Teen Dream Pageant administrative assistant, before Monday. Remember, this is a chance for the judges and the audience to get to know YOU. So make it interesting and fun, but please be appropriate. And don't forget to mention something you love about our sponsor, The Corporation.
Name: Adina Greenberg
State: New Hampshire
Age:17
Height: I resent this question.
Weight: I really resent this question.
Hair: Brown. Obviously.
Eyes: Also brown. Also obviously.
Best Feature: My Intellect.
Fun Facts About Me:
- I hate high heels. Walking in high heels for eight hours a day should be forbidden by the Geneva Convention.
- I am applying to Brown, Yale, Harvard, and Columbia.
- I was voted Most Likely to Figure Out Who Really Killed JFK.
- My mum is married to Alan, aka, Stepfather #5. He is a complete tool. No, you have no idea.
- My favourite Corporation TV show is the news. If you can call it that.
- My platform is identifying Misogyny in American Culture. It's all about helping girls ID the objectification of women when they see it. You know, like girls are asked to parade around in bathing suits and heels and get scored on that.
- The thing that scares me most is falling in love with some jerkwad, and ending up without an identity at all, just like my mum.
- I intend to bring this pageant down.
- You will never see this.
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