She's Never Coming Back by Hans Koppel
She'd written that she liked walks in the forest and cosy nights in and was looking for a man with a twinkle in his eye. It was almost a joke, like a parody of the blandest person in the world. She'd also sprinkled her post with smileys. Not a row without a face.
They'd spoken on the phone the night before and agreed to meet at Gondolen.
Anders thought she sounded older than thirty-two. He made a joke about it, said she'd maybe posted a photo that had been taken a few years ago, when she was a few kilos lighter. That was when she sent the most recent one, taken just before going to bed, holding her mobile at arm's length.
Anders looked at it and thought to himself that she could be a hundred and thick as a plank, he couldn't care less.
A drink was best. It usually took about half a minute to decide whether it was worth the effort or not. Dinner was digging your own grave. Sitting there suffering for hours, with a fixed smile. No, anyone with any experience met for a drink. If things went well, you could always go on.
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